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December 29th, 2010

On the back of the dust jacket it says:

“DR. MCNINJA’S NEW BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN ON ANYTHING. ALL OTHER DOCTORS ARE STUPID.”

And on the inside of the dust jacket it reads:

“What’s so delicious about ROCKS?

I’ll tell you. EVERYTHING.

Soon you’ll know what’s the secret to a longer life! Maybe a whole year longer! With this book, I’ll tell you how to ROCK your diet with more ROCKS! (Or “minerals” as we call them in the “industry” (the health industry))

And it’s easy too! Did you know that SALT is a “MINERAL”? It is. Cont…”